Last night I had a dream I fell out with Katy Perry and it was really awkward.

1 note, April 16, 2014

My PhD corrections have been accepted! 

5 notes, April 11, 2014

My torso is too long, and my bladder too weak, to wear a playsuit.

2 notes, April 3, 2014

Conversation with a student about the facilities on campus

  • Student: But the gym is full of smelly old people
  • Me: You mean members of the public?

2 notes, April 3, 2014

I went to see David Sedaris on Saturday and all of my dreams came true.

I went to see David Sedaris on Saturday and all of my dreams came true.

21 notes, March 31, 2014

Hello world,

In the past 7 days I have had most of my hair cut off and I have booked a three week trip to Hawaiʻi. If anyone needed any further proof that PhDs drive people crazy, this should be it.

8 notes, March 27, 2014

Apparently yesterday was International Day of Happiness.

Apparently yesterday was International Day of Happiness.

2 notes, March 21, 2014

Watching Pointless in my hotel room in Milton Keynes.

Living.the.dream.

2 notes, March 13, 2014

I just want to do nothing all of the time but when I do nothing my mind races and goes to places I don’t like, and so I over-fill my day doing stuff in order to be occupied which makes my mind exhausted which means I can’t switch off when I want to and there is not enough therapy in the word for this.

5 notes, March 7, 2014

Last night I had a dream I threw water into a student’s face. This is all I want to say on the matter.

(I think my working weeks are too long)

1 note, March 7, 2014