Plucking is so satisfying.
It never ceases to amaze me how far a hair grows underneath the skin.
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Not on your tongue.
Over the past three months I have felt more emotions than I have ever felt in my life. I have been lied to, I have been told the truth, I have never been more proud of myself and I have never been more disappointed in someone else. More than anything I have never been more certain in my life that I am finally in that place that I’ve always needed to be. So what if I needed someone to push...
His No. 2-ness was heroic and inspirational, his... →
Just you wait ‘til Wimbledon starts. Nadal’s knees had better be fixed!
Just did me.
The post about Nadal below prompted me to have a dream about him. I spoke Spanish and he spoke passion! Or something like that. It was dead good anyway.
Just do me.
“There are many things to like about Rafael Nadal, among them that he bites his newly acquired trophies rather than kissing them, that he never throws his racquet in anger, and that when his shirt gets so sweat-soaked that he needs to change it during a match, he does so sitting down, ignoring the ensuing wolf whistles instead of abetting them. These particulars may seem insignificant, and...
I am so pro-Europe it hurts.
I am so pro-Sweden it hurts even more. It’s a good hurt though. I like the pain. Eurosceptics and xenophobes scare the living daylight out of me. That’s not such a pleasant feeling.
A woman called and said, “I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes.” I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, “Yeah, whatever.” Source: http://www.strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/travel.html
Reasons why I hate the Conservative Party, number...
This is a post that I'm making because it is...
I can’t help but be hurt by the very many things that you do, and the decisions that you make.
Mini LOLzorz. →
Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?” Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?” Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?” Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?” Witness:...
This town aint big enough for the both of us.