January 2011
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“What woman wouldn’t want to marry a good-looking, successful guy?”
“A lesbian probably wouldn’t”
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Conversations in the office: part four.
Vanessa - “Do you want to buy my crisps?”
Me - “Yes”
Vanessa - “I know you like crisps”
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My knee really hurts, so when you’re all done crying me a river can you please bring me some Nurofen Plus?
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cuddlecuddlefuddle:
Someone Like You - Adele
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Halls (Soothers) and Oates.
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You know what? If the toilet wont flush, don’t put the lid down. This only means my head gets closer to the bowl when I open it up to use.
I really don’t want my head any closer to your toilet droppings than they need to be.
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Anthony Giddens is speaking for the department in...
I don’t care if this makes me sound like a geek, I CANNOT WAIT TO MEET HIM!
He’s one of the reasons I went into Sociology all of those moons ago and it’s going to be totally cool for him to come into a space where I am considered a young academic.
I’ll be all like: “Hey, Tony, I loved that stuff you did on identity and reflexivity, cracking.”
Only, I doubt...
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I'm watching Mary Portas' Secret Shopper and I am...
I’ve worked in retail since I was 15, that’s nine years of experience and nine years of bad-pay and under appreciation.
Sure, I’ve worked with some shoddy sales assistants but those people move on pretty quickly, most of the people I’ve worked with grit their teeth and put up with the cunts that Mary Portas is trying to ‘empower’ in this show.
I can probably...
Strawberry Pop Tarts and a glass of red.
Classy.
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Dear Space, you are AMAZING!
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To celebrate the arrival of my Volcano, I’m...
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We may not have seen the Northern Lights in all...
But I am taking back with me a shit-load of Icelandic knitwear. And at the end of the day, that’s all that matters.
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Ryan and I are off to Reykjavik on Wednesday. We...