Weirdest day ever, that I’m really just documenting because.

It is my birthday and my wonderful Nanny died and I handed in my final copy of my thesis and I am going to America at 5am tomorrow.

6 notes, April 30, 2014

Fucking life man, jeez.

0 notes, April 26, 2014

I am going away for much of May and I’ll be on my todd, this means I should probably invest in some books.

Most of what I like are audiobooks of peoples lives read by the people whose lives they are and short stories. It is high time that I gave ‘proper books’ a go, as well as finding some more fantastic autobiographies.

So, dear tumblr, I call upon you to recommend me some books please. What should I take on holiday?

5 notes, April 21, 2014



You are allowed to grieve the years you lost to mental illness. You’re allowed to be mad that it happened to you. You’re allowed to pine after the person you might have been had it been different. But don’t let that get in the way of your growing into your new self and following a wholly new path for your life.

thank you for this

(Source: acheloi-s)

Reblogged from myparalysis, 107,040 notes, April 20, 2014

Last night I had a dream I fell out with Katy Perry and it was really awkward.

1 note, April 16, 2014

My PhD corrections have been accepted! 

5 notes, April 11, 2014

My torso is too long, and my bladder too weak, to wear a playsuit.

2 notes, April 3, 2014

Conversation with a student about the facilities on campus

  • Student: But the gym is full of smelly old people
  • Me: You mean members of the public?

2 notes, April 3, 2014

I went to see David Sedaris on Saturday and all of my dreams came true.

I went to see David Sedaris on Saturday and all of my dreams came true.

29 notes, March 31, 2014

Hello world,

In the past 7 days I have had most of my hair cut off and I have booked a three week trip to Hawaiʻi. If anyone needed any further proof that PhDs drive people crazy, this should be it.

8 notes, March 27, 2014